In a time of such economic crisis a man has to grab every last issue he can find and hang on for dear life!
Out of desperation I hereby proclaim dibs on the following:
The third dimention
Rotational motion
Sunsets
Horrible sea monsters
The Bermuda Triangle
Turtles
I hereby proclaim a "Hands-off" policy on these issues. Violators will be subject to guilt and shame.
* Terms and conditions apply